Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Dumb criminals: 1656



When you decide to impersonate someone it's important not to pick too prominent a target. In this case the culprit decided they looked a lot like Jesus.

After he and his followers road into town singing "Hosanna" he was arrested and charged with blasphemy. He was sent to prison, had his tongue burned out, and a "B" branded into his forehead.

5 comments:

Jennifer said...

Waaaait. He was a McCain supporter, wasn't he?

dr kill said...

That's a bad day, no?

dr kill said...

Perhaps His donkey seemed suspicious.

Trooper York said...

Did the B stand for Beyootch.

dr kill said...

No Troop, the B is for Blogger. I can think of several who think they are the daughter or attorney of god.