Hipsters: 1902

Advice by cable from the foreign centers of style guide the artists and highly trained workers who are creating Wooltex styles. That's why they lead. That's why a Wooltex garment can be worn in any city in America or Europe with the certainty that it is au fait.

--From The Delineator--

Information is a commodity so valuable that people can be impressed if they merely think you have it.

Breast augmentation: 1902

--From The Delineator--

Perhaps instead of worrying about the sexualization of our culture we should worry when it becomes desexualized.

THE Fashion Accessory: 1902

--From The Delineator--

We do crazy things with purses and shoes, but they don't match the shear exuberance of a lady's hat.

Spanx: 1893

Elastic ribbed union suits cover the entire body like an additional skin. Fitting like a glove, but softly and without pressure. No buttons down the front. Made for men, women and young people. Most convenient to put on, being entered at the top and drawn on like trousers. With no other kind of underwear can ladies obtain such perfect fit for dresses or wear comfortably so small a corset.

--From The Delineator--

 Being happy with the way your body is, is really kind of unusual.

Exercise: 1902

Soft cooked" cereals are swallowed without the necessary mastication, thus robbing the teeth of their NATURAL exercise, causing weakness and decay. Shredded Whole Wheat Biscuit, being crisp, compels vigorous mastication and causes the NATURAL flow of saliva which is necessary for NATURAL digestion.

--From The Delineator--

From now on, whenever I see the words "nature" or "natural" I will imagine them written in capital letters. They're supposed to be some magic words that make everything okay and good; at least it seems that way with many of the people who use them. (But these mushrooms I picked in the woods are NATURAL, they can't possible be bad for you!)

Activewear: 1902

--From The Delineator--

The activity? Walking in a corset and not letting your dress get dirty.

Remember this picture the next time someone talks about modern fashion-designers hating women.