Showing posts with label John Gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Gay. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Binge drinking: 1728
I don't wonder why young people do so much binge drinking, but why it's only young people involved. Generally speaking, if historical people had a bunch of alcohol lying around, they'd take every opportunity they had to get drunk with it.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Stop thief!: 1730
Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn;Wig theft was a specialized form of robbery. But fear not, because the juvenile criminal justice system had ways of dealing with such crimes:
High on the shoulder, in a basket born
Lurks the sly boy; whose hand to rapine bred,
Plucks off the curling honours of thy head.
Breathless he stumbling falls: Ill-fated boy!--From Trivia: or, The art of walking the streets of London--
Why did not honest work thy youth employ?
Seiz'd by rough hands, he's dragg'd amid the rout,
And stretch'd beneath the pump's incessant spout:
Or plung'd in miry ponds, he gasping lies,
Mud chokes his mouth, and plasters o'er his eyes.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Survival of the fittest: 1730
Oh happy unown'd youths, your limbs can bear--From Trivia: or, The art of walking the streets of London--
The scorching dog-star, and the winter's air,
While the rich infant, nurs'd with care and pain,
Thists with each heat, and coughs with ev'ry rain!
I suppose if all the sick people in a population die off quickly, because no one can survive if the smallest things happens to them, a passerby might wonder at how healthy all the survivors seem. They might see the sickness-free society as "healthy", but in reality some sickness would be a sign of health.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Privacy: 1730
--From Trivia: or, The art of walking the streets of London--
Google blurs out faces and license plates in Street Views, but we never think of having it make names unsearchable, and it seems like it would be a lot easier.
(I wonder what that person's name was.)
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