Friday, July 10, 2009

Body issues, 1852 edition

--From Moniteur de la Mode--

In the past, the media didn't warp women's minds and make them think of themselves as ugly. They could be any size they wanted; well, except in one part of the body. Fortunately, early and continued use of a corset would ensure the skeletal changes and organ displacement required for the perfect figure.


dr kill said...

Body issues 2009. Counting on you for a first-hand report on Miss Florida pageant Saturday night in Tampa.

Trooper York said...

Hey so thats who invented Spanx.

Trooper York said...

You know all the people who voted for mustard in my condiment poll are living in a Gulden's age.

I suspect you of stuffing the ballot box.

Relax, I said ballot box.

Jason (the commenter) said...

I'm starting to like the look of the corset; they should bring them back.