Thursday, July 7, 2011

Pizza Wars: Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut

The contender: Pizza Hut

: Deep Dish

In your mouth: Where a normal deep dish pizza is filled with toppings, this one is filled with dough. After the first bite there's a burning sensation at the back of your throat, and I'm not sure what it's from because the pepperoni isn't particularly spicy. There is almost no sauce, the cheese is bland and the crust is greasy. Also, there's a weird smell, like burnt cheese, hanging over everything.

The next day: It tastes sad.

Overall: A thick piece of bread with cheese on top. This is the first pizza I've tasted that had no redeeming qualities.


Trooper York said...

I think the cardboard box would taste better.

Trooper York said...

I would take that pizza and cover it in duct tape and leave it in the swamp.

I mean isn't that what you guys do in Florida?

Just sayn'

Jason (the commenter) said...

I mean isn't that what you guys do in Florida?

That's central Florida. Here in Pinnelas County we keep overzealous state prosecutors in check.

Trooper York said...

You must still be on vacation.

Hope all is well.

Trooper York said...

PS...our girl Amy passed.