Let there be brought to me twenty women with the shapeliest bodies, breasts, and braids, who have not yet given birth. And let there be brought to me twenty nets and give these nets to the women in place of their clothes!
--From Three Tales of Wonder--
What does the king do after he has all these women clothed in full-body fishnet stockings? Have them row him around in a boat and let him watch them, of course.