The contender: Pizza Hut
Style: Deep Dish
In your mouth: Where a normal deep dish pizza is filled with toppings, this one is filled with dough. After the first bite there's a burning sensation at the back of your throat, and I'm not sure what it's from because the pepperoni isn't particularly spicy. There is almost no sauce, the cheese is bland and the crust is greasy. Also, there's a weird smell, like burnt cheese, hanging over everything.
The next day: It tastes sad.
Overall: A thick piece of bread with cheese on top. This is the first pizza I've tasted that had no redeeming qualities.
5 comments:
I think the cardboard box would taste better.
I would take that pizza and cover it in duct tape and leave it in the swamp.
I mean isn't that what you guys do in Florida?
Just sayn'
I mean isn't that what you guys do in Florida?
That's central Florida. Here in Pinnelas County we keep overzealous state prosecutors in check.
You must still be on vacation.
Hope all is well.
PS...our girl Amy passed.
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